Please, someone help me

"Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios) 05/11/2018 at 13:45 • Filed to: None

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How did I get here? Please end my nightmare.

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jimz > Mergio Sarchionne 12/11/2017 at 20:14

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how do you think Tim Cook felt?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mergio Sarchionne 12/11/2017 at 20:18

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How many times did he refer to you as a Mexican?

Mergio Sarchionne > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 12/11/2017 at 20:20

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Once and then asked what being a Muslim is like.

“No sir, not Muslim, Italian”

My citroen won't start > Mergio Sarchionne 12/11/2017 at 20:30

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Go back to your happy place Mergio

ranwhenparked > Mergio Sarchionne 12/11/2017 at 20:31

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What was it like being next to a bombastic loudmouth that changes his mind constantly and has no inner monologue?

Mergio Sarchionne > My citroen won't start 12/11/2017 at 20:32

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I remember that, we used our hands to talk like puppets

Mergio Sarchionne > ranwhenparked 12/11/2017 at 20:33

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I’ve never met Jeremy Clarkson

Chariotoflove > Mergio Sarchionne 12/11/2017 at 20:37

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Were you able to convince him that “imported from Detroit” doesn’t mean he should impose tariffs on Chryslers?

Mergio Sarchionne > Chariotoflove 12/11/2017 at 20:46

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He told me he’d never heard of Detroit. But if it’s imported, then it’s not American.

So that slogan backfired.

Chariotoflove > Mergio Sarchionne 12/11/2017 at 20:55

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Thank goodness that’s the only one of your strategies to have ever done so.

AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop > Mergio Sarchionne 12/11/2017 at 23:50

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Wait, but that’s Sergio, you’re Mergio, right?

Mergio Sarchionne > AC2 - The Now 15 Year Old Jalop 12/12/2017 at 00:28

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We’re twins, I usually attend things he can’t be bothered to

DayManFighterOfTheNightMan > Mergio Sarchionne 02/08/2018 at 15:05

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How many times did he refer to you as Mario?

Mergio Sarchionne > DayManFighterOfTheNightMan 02/09/2018 at 11:32

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He didn’t. He just kept calling me “the foreign”

For Sweden > Mergio Sarchionne 05/11/2018 at 13:49

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Win an F1 Championship and you can choose your friends

WilliamsSW > Mergio Sarchionne 05/11/2018 at 13:51

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OK, today may not be fun, but this somehow will increase your comp package right?

I presume that’s what gets you out of bed in the morning on days like this.

HammerheadFistpunch > Mergio Sarchionne 05/11/2018 at 13:58

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He doesn’t know about Brampton does he?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Mergio Sarchionne 05/11/2018 at 14:05

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Could you understand him better or worse when he used his hands while talking, and how many times did he order a pizza from you?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Mergio Sarchionne 05/11/2018 at 14:31

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Mergio Sarchionne 05/11/2018 at 14:50

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How many times did he say fix it again Tony and giggle?

Mergio Sarchionne > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/11/2018 at 14:52

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He isn’t that aware of culture.

aquila121 > For Sweden 05/11/2018 at 18:42

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I feel like FCA’s “solution” to that would be trying to sneak an F1 car with a Hellcat engine past the tech inspectors.